We're back!!!  For now...> _> "Darmeth Officially joins the party"   Panel 1A Lia and Arthur come walking out of an archway past Darmath the gnome sitting with a sign“Will adventure for gold” Lia“Do you have a plan of attack against the lich queen?” Arthur“Well, I’ve been making religion checks, oh, look, that Darmeth fellow again.” Panel 1B Darmath“A lich you say? You’ll need all of the might you can get, perhaps I could join?” Lia“Uh, how do we know if we can trust you?” Panel 2A Gnome gives big cat eyes like the puss n boots from Shrek. I’m imaging this freakish gnome face filling the entire panel Multiple bubbles from off screen“awwww, how could we not trust you!” Panel 2B Lia walks towards Ethan, with Darmeth following. Lia“Ethan, Darmeth is going to join us.” Ethan“uh oh, did you tell Mareg yet? He hates gnomes& ...

Panel 1A Concept: DM has wanted to play for a long time, DMnet the IBM supercomputer is in charge now as surrogate DM. DM wants to come in and be sauve, the hero, he hasn't ever been a"player" before, DMnet cuts him down in size...literally. Dm's character starts as Darmeth the human bard, hes dashing, has plate armor, awesome hair, and a great sword strapped to his back But ends up as Darmeth the gnome bard, wearing those weird tightpants, a shortsword at his belt, a wand in his hand, and holding his familiar, a weasel by the name of Nip. Panel 1A Darmeth comes striding up to Lia and Ethan Darmeth"Greetings! I am Darmeth, I heard there was a little problem with a lich..." from off screen, DM.net's digital voice comes in,"Error. Character Scan indicates invalid options" Darmeth"Wha?" Panel 1B DMnet is on the left, Darmeth is on the right, a light ray from DMnet is distinegrating the sword and armor. DMnet"&qu ...

So the CDC is going to be doing a lot of PR with the swine flue..wait, I mean H1N1, see, PR spin already.  How will they tap into that social media geek market? Branding, one example, is Hasbro the evil megacorp, taking advantage of D&D and allowing anyone with the cash to buy a rebranded set of rules based off of D&D. Where is my Eberron cereal?  I want marshmallow dragonshards.

Slav the Sly, Zas the Dynamo, Farn the Fleet, these and other kobolds have managed to earn something few other kobolds do, a title beyond"free xp","Peon","Minion","food".  They didn't necessarily last longer than other kobolds, but they often went out of style. DMnet lists a few of these kobolds in today's comic.

This comic is in reference to the IBM Supercomputer that is going to be playing Jeopardy later this year, Watson.

Single panel. Star wars and Eberron combined. Mareg is a shifter wookie, strapped on his back is an Ethan warforged with all of his limbs separated in a sack. Lia is an Eladrin with stickybuns on her head, looking down at her Leia slavegirl outfit. Arthur is Luke, a kalashtar, his hand is to his head and he's doing something psychic, like just a glow or whatnot around his head. DM is Han Solo, holding a wand in an action pose instead of a blaster. A kobold is wearing a little hat like an ewok. He has a symbol of Ethan's head with an X through it" Mareg" Gggggaaaaaaarrrrr. Arrrrhhhn!" Ethan"Stop shaking me you big brute! and keep that little kobold away from me!" Lia"Why did I let you talk me into this outfit, sigh..." Arthur"May the quori be with you!" DM"I don't hold stock with that psychic stuff, give me good old magic wand anyday!" Text"Eberron goes 4e"

"" Panel 1A Lia blasts the dragon with 6 magic missiles Dragon"Now you die" Lia"I don't think so, action point! Come on gang!" spell 1: forto misilo Spell 2: forto misilo Panel 1B Mareg and Arthur both smash the dragon. Mareg"Yeah, action point!"  Arthur"Action point! Your turn Ethan!" Panel 2A Arthur looks at Ethan's body lying on the ground, his costume shredded, the vase lying on the side. Arthur"Oh yeah...uh sorry" Ethan"..." Panel 2B Mareg and Arthur are walking out of the cave, Arthur has Ethan strapped to his back, Arthur has the vase strapped to his back. they can be small I think, Mareg is reading the player's handbook. Mareg"Hey, you know it says here your heal is a minor action, why am I carrying Ethan?" Arthur"I didn't remember until after the dragon was dead and would you want an awake Ethan after forgetting to heal him for 4 rounds?" Mareg"oh, ...

  "Arthur Saves the Day?" Panel 1A Simple: Mareg's feral, Lia is sitting against a wall. There is space for Arthur (panel 2B). The Dragon's head is up gloating.  Complicated possible addition: Lia is frosty and Ethan's body can be seen laying against a wall kinda outa view, maybe his tail seen limp. Dragon"I'll use your bones as toothpicks, your skulls will act as nice trophies" Mareg"Grrowl!" Panel 1B Dm is looking at his screen, Albert has his head down and is rolling 4 dice randomly, Ethan pokes the dice with a pencil Albert"Arthur keeps coming, meh, this is never going to work." Ethan"You made it!" Arthur"Wha? All right!" DM"Wha Really? I guess you're in, what do you do?" Panel 2A Arthur is standing in a very dramatic pose, standing straight and noble like a paladin out of a picture, with one hand he holds out his holy symbol, with his other he has his mace ready. The scale makes art ...

Dndorks Interviews Felicia Day, Part 3 Panel 1A Melissa is sitting with Felicia, DM is still there slightly drooling. Melissa"So..uh tell us about The Guild, what is the next season going to be like?" Felicia Day"Well we're changing the direction a little" DING DONG interrupts her speech. Melissa"What now!?! Ok, sorry about this, one moment." Panel 1B Melissa opens the door, several angry geek chicks with signs up. Melissa"Who are you?" Agatha"We're with SOG, we heard you have Felicia Day in there, send her out!" Melissa"SOG?" Agatha"Save Our Geeks. Geek guys get crushes on Felicia Day giving them unreasonable expectations and making it hard for us geek girls to get their attention! SOG!" Melissa"Uh one moment" Panel 2A Melissa comes back, pointing her thumb behind her, Felicia is sitting. Melissa"Uh, some group of girls are out front, they say they're with SOG?" Felicia& ...

the chicken gets mad that the humans won't stop staring at felicia day long enough to fix his cable.