From cc697@cleveland.freenet.eduMon Aug 14 09:07:58 1995<br>
Date: Mon, 10 Jul 1995 03:14:27 -0400<br>
From: Eric Oppen &lt;cc697@cleveland.freenet.edu&gt;<br>
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Subject: WFRP: More NPCs, as promised.<br>
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<h2>S Balderich</h2>
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<b>Race:</b> Human(?)<br>
<b>Sex:</b> Male<br>
<b>Career:</b> Servant
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<th>M</th><th>Ws</th><th>Bs</th><th>S</th><th>T</th><th>W</th><th>I</th><th>A</th><th>Dex</th><th>Ld</th><th>Int</th><th>Cl</th><th>Wp</th><th>Fel</th></tr>
<th>3</th><th>29</th><th>31</th><th>4</th><th>4</th><th>7</th><th>23</th><th>1</th><th>30</th><th>25</th><th>22</th><th>26</th><th>22</th><th>23</th></tr>
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<th>Skills</th></tr>
<td><ul><li>Dodge blow
<li>Animal care
<li>Drive cart
<li>Blather
<li>Ride (horse)
<li>Luck
<li>Read/write
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S Balderich (Nobody knows his first name, but he thinks it's 'Sod off',
because when he used to play in the gutter, he'd tell the other snipes:
'Hello, my name's Balderich,' and they'd answer, 'Yes, we know.  Sod off,
Balderich!') is every noble's worst nightmare about the servant classes
come to life.  Short, dirty, clumsy, and utterly incomptent, his well-meant
efforts bring disaster in their wake.  He might just do for shovelling
manure, as long as someone smarter than he is, such as a snotling, is put
in charge of him to prevent him indulging in his habit of eating it.
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He is Edmund von Schwarzenatter's servant, mainly providing his master with
a butt for invective.  
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<b>Description:</b>  short, peers nearsightedly, looks suspiciously like a monkey
that's been stuffed into a servant's garb and strategically shaved.
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<b>Quotable quote:</b>  "Mein Herr, I have a cunning plan to save us from being
executed.  You know how when a chicken gets its head cut off, it runs
around and around the farmyard?  Well, I was thinking---"