From cc697@cleveland.freenet.eduMon Aug 14 09:07:58 1995
Date: Mon, 10 Jul 1995 03:14:27 -0400
From: Eric Oppen <cc697@cleveland.freenet.edu>
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Subject: WFRP: More NPCs, as promised.


Freiherr Schwantz von Schwantz

M 4 WS 31 BS 32 S 3 T 3 W 6 I 22 A 1 DX 26 LD 24 INT 31 CL 22 WP 28 FEL 23

Skills: Acute hearing, blather, charm, ettiquette, gamble, heraldry, luck,
public speaking, read/write, consume alcohol, specialist weapon (fencing
sword). 

Freiherr Schwantz von Schwantz is the perfect commoner's daydream of the
idiotic aristocrat.  He is incredibly obtuse, as bright as coal, and has a
mind that works like a cement-filled Swiss watch.  He is every
revolutionary's favourite Exhibit A.

Schwartzenatter uses him as cover; nobody would suspect a noble in
Schwantz' company of espionage, or anything other than an incredible
tolerance for idiotic friends.  He also provides a butt for
Schwartzenatter's waspish humour.

Quotable quote:  "You say that we couldn't possibly lose!  Well, we
_could,_ if we wanted to!"