From cc697@cleveland.freenet.eduMon Aug 14 09:07:58 1995 Date: Mon, 10 Jul 1995 03:14:27 -0400 From: Eric Oppen Reply to: The wfrp mailing list To: wfrp@gojira.monsta.com Subject: WFRP: More NPCs, as promised. Freiherr Schwantz von Schwantz M 4 WS 31 BS 32 S 3 T 3 W 6 I 22 A 1 DX 26 LD 24 INT 31 CL 22 WP 28 FEL 23 Skills: Acute hearing, blather, charm, ettiquette, gamble, heraldry, luck, public speaking, read/write, consume alcohol, specialist weapon (fencing sword). Freiherr Schwantz von Schwantz is the perfect commoner's daydream of the idiotic aristocrat. He is incredibly obtuse, as bright as coal, and has a mind that works like a cement-filled Swiss watch. He is every revolutionary's favourite Exhibit A. Schwartzenatter uses him as cover; nobody would suspect a noble in Schwantz' company of espionage, or anything other than an incredible tolerance for idiotic friends. He also provides a butt for Schwartzenatter's waspish humour. Quotable quote: "You say that we couldn't possibly lose! Well, we _could,_ if we wanted to!"