From: dace.ecc@argonet.co.uk (David Eccles) Subject: [WFRP:1306] The Snotling Cult of Yor Hi all, We did this whilst we was under the influence of alcohol, so don't moan because it "doesn't fit in with the dark aspects of the warhammer world" it was intended a a bit of fun... The Snotling Cult of Yor -========================- The snotling cult of Yor has established for more years than any snotling can remember. It is a mysterious organisation run mainly by the Fat-heads (see below) despite the primal and unruly snotling behavior, the Fat-heads manage to control their lessers by their baffling intelligence. The snotling cult is nomadic, moving from place to place and capturing more young snotlings ti be drafted into the ranks of Yor. It is the snotling priests of Yor with their outstanding martial arts skills (a blessing from Yor) that are the front to the cult, yet many have never heard of them. Yor - God of Snotlings -======================- Description= Yor (in snotling pictograms) is basically depited as a Large snotling wearing full plate armour and carrying a large staff. Not much is known about him but he clearly existes and blesses his little followers. Alignment= Neutral/Evil Symbol= All priests of Yor wear black robes (or very dirty ones) Area of Worship= Only the cult of Yor is known to worship this Diety. Temples= The every moving altars of the cult of Yor is the only temples that Yor has. Friends/enemies= the enemies of the cult of Yor. Cult requirements= must be a snotling. Spell use= none (unless Fat-head shamen). Blessings= snotlings who show devotion to Yor are imediatley blessed with the Martial arts skill (like streetfighting) The Fat-Heads -=============- The Fat-heads were once normal snotlings before they came into contact with warpstone. This had a strange effect upon them, it increased their intelligence so they could reason, theorize and do things most Orcs would find painful of the brain. All Fat-heads are in the cult of Yor for it was he that showed them the way... Physique - Because of their increased intelligence there brains are bigger. Thus they have swollen bulbous heads twice the normal size (which looks remarkably funny) alignment - Neutral/evil Psychological traits - as with a normal snotling. Special rules - They have the particular skill at being able to expound huge and very complicated (& baffling) theories (in much the same way as a Quantum Physisist)this can lead to opponents to be baffled for a round thus allowing the Fat-head to make a clean getaway Profile - M WS BS S T W I A DEX LD INT CL WP FEL 4 27 17 2 2 7 39 1 14 29 40 18 31 14 NB- They are better because they are generally the leaders. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hope you like this snippet from my Goblinoid culture. I have some stuff on; a)Snotling ninja priests of Yor. b)Fat-head shamens and leaders. Fat-head Characters and Shamens -===============================- Fat-heads are the intellectual leaders of the Cult of Yor. They, in the words of the Psy-goblin, are like melons on pencils in appearance because there heads are swollen to hold their massive brains. They also make adept shamens as the warpstone that tainted them so many eons ago makes their blood flow with magic, the powerful shamen lords have to be carried around by their loyal snotlings as their little legs cannot support the weight of their massive heads, they generally have a chair carried by four ninja snotling bearers. Characters Profiles M WS BS S T W I A DEX LD INT CL WP FEL Champion 4 37 17 2 3 7 39 1 14 29 40 18 31 14 Warlord 4 47 37 3 3 13 59 3 24 39 42 28 41 14 Apprentice 4 17 17 2 2 7 39 1 14 19 45 18 31 14 Shamen lord 4 27 27 3 3 10 49 2 24 29 59 28 41 14 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Look out for articles on a) Ninja snotling warriors b) Goblinoid magic Coming your way soon. Thanx for encouraging comments even though not one will use these in their games. What do you think? ECHO. -- **dace.ecc@argonet.co.uk** Hal 'ECHO' Eccles - WFRP, X-files, etc... David (bill payer)Eccles - SSVC, Volkswagens etc '67 Split; '72 Bug